HU'S ON FIRST
(We take you now to the Oval Office with Condoleeza Rice & George
Bush...)
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
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> > >Condi: Hu.
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> > >George: The guy in China.
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> > >Condi: Hu.
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> > >George: The new leader of China.
> > >
> > >Condi: Hu.
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> > >George: The Chinaman!
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> > >Condi: Hu is leading China.
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> > >George: Now whaddya asking me for?
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> > >Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
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> > >George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
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> > >Condi: That's the man's name.
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> > >George: That's who's name?
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> > >Condi: Yes.
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> > >George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
> > >China?
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> > >Condi: Yes, sir.
> > >
> > >George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
> > >Middle East!
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> > >Condi: That's correct.
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> > >George: Then who is in China?
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> > >Condi: Yes, sir.
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> > >George: Yassir is in China?
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> > >Condi: No, sir.
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> > >George: Then who is?
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> > >Condi: Yes, sir.
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> > >George: Yassir?
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> > >Condi: No, sir.
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> > >George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
> > >hina.
> > >Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
> > >
> > >Condi: Kofi?
> > >
> > >George: No, thanks.
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> > >Condi: You want Kofi?
> > >
> > >George: No.
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> > >Condi: You don't want Kofi.
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> > >George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
> > >And then get me the U.N.
> > >
> > >Condi: Yes, sir.
> > >
> > >George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
> > >
> > >Condi: Kofi?
> > >
> > >George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
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> > >Condi: And call who?
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> > >George: Who is the guy at the U.N.?
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> > >Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
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> > >George: Will you stay out of China?!
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> > >Condi: Yes, sir.
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> > >George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the .N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
> > >Condi: Rice, here.
> > >
> > >George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too...maybe we
> > >should send some to the guy in China! And the Middle East. Can you get
> > >Chinese food in the Middle East?
> > >
> > >POZDRAWIAM!!!:)